Dec 16, 2013

The Lush's Prayer

Our Frangelico, who art in Heavenly Orgasm
Hangover be thy nemesis
Thy Kahlua come, thy Whisky be done
On Galliano as it is in Harvey Wallbanger
Give us this Daiquiri our daily banana
And fill our Tequilas
As we forgive those who trespass against Ouzo
And lead us not into Tia Maria empties
But deliver us four Vodkas
For Wine is the kingdom
And the Pimms, and the Glenfiddich
For Old Groaner and Bend-Me-Over,

Merry Christmas, you lovely people


  1. Love it!
    A big Merry Christmas to you too :) xx

  2. Love that they threw the Old Groaner in there.

  3. oh my goodness! That poem is hilarious!
    I have to copy that and send it to several people.
    Merry Christmas.

  4. Marvelous, that's my Christmas morning drinking!


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