Monday, December 10, 2012
My Apocalypse Bucket List: Part One
TO DO: in no particular order (except maybe the first four, they're favourites)
George Clooney, high on Nespresso.
Hugh Jackman, after he's shaved.
Ewan McGregor, with The Force.
Daniel Craig, shaken not stirred, bow tie on.
Orlando Bloom, dressed as Legolas.
Kate Winslet. What? I have no problem with being bi-curious if the world's about to end and I have to say she totally does it for me, as far as women go.
Natalie Portman. See above.
Hugh Laurie, not as House but with his natural British accent.
Robert Downey Jnr, in his Ironman suit.
Johnny Depp, as any of his characters. Oh, maybe not Edward Scissorhands. Ouch.
Barack Obama. No explanation necessary.
Prince Harry, but not in Vegas.
Sting, for the 80s.
Tom Hardy, also British. Hmmm.
Any one of the vampires.
Jude Law, as long as he doesn't bring the nanny. Unless the nanny is Kate Winslet.
Joel Madden, sans toothpick.
Jared Leto, unless he has his pink mohawk back. Or his blonded eyebrows. Or no eyebrows. Hmm, maybe he's a little bit weird for me after all.
David Beckham, as long as he doesn't speak. That's one British voice I don't like.
The Australian Men's Hockey team. Okay, maybe not all of them.
Keanu Reeves, because Matrix.
Mark Wahlberg, with his Boogie Nights prosthesis.
Jack Baillieu, especially if he rides up to me on his polo horse.
Eminem, because you've got to lose yourself in the moment. And he'll only get one shot.
Jason Statham. I don't know, maybe it's the British accent again? Clearly, I have issues.
Keith Urban, as long as Nicole doesn't find out. She's tall. I'm scared of her.
Oscar Pistorius, with or without his blades.
Lance Armstrong, without his lycra.
Justin Timberlake, so we can bring sexy back one last time before the zombies get us all.
Some guy I once knew called James. He was British too. I'm not right in the head.
Harry Connick Jnr and Michael Buble. Together. No, not like that, I just want them to croon some smooth songs in the background.
I'm sure I've missed many of my past heart-throbs.
So, who would you add?
Bear in mind we only have about 11 days left...