Apr 27, 2011

Never Again....

I will never again drink about this much wine.....




....followed by a skolling competition with two of these....




...whilst wearing these shoes....





...ever.

*hobbles back to the sofa*


Apr 21, 2011

The Story Of Easter According To An Atheist



Jesus and the rest of the dudes from his football team got uber pissed on a buck's night, and they decided to nail Jesus to a cross as a prank. Jesus was so hammered he didn't feel a thing, and eventually passed out in a stupor. The other dudes were so trashed they thought they'd killed him, so to hide the evidence they shoved Jesus in a cave and pushed a rock across the entrance. Jesus woke up a couple of days later and said "WTF? What did those dudes do to me? I can't remember anything. Damn, I could really use a garlic kebab right now." Then he found the back exit of the cave the other dudes were too pissed to see, and left on a journey to search out the greasiest hangover cure he could find. His dudes are still waiting for him to come back.


Please direct all complaints to my 16 year old daughter


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