Wednesday, May 18, 2011
What On Earth Are They Looking For?
I am so sorry, I have been a very slack blogger buddy lately. I haven't written much, I haven't read much and I have hardly left any comments, apart from the odd snort here and there.
I even have three real, made-of-paper books (remember them?) on the go at the moment, and am making almost zero progress. In fact, I may have to go back to the beginning of the fiction novel to start again.
Bad bad me.
I have done zero blog maintenance and have only just had a look at new followers today (and I think they date back to January).
Bad bad bad me.
One thing I do happen to check on now and then, is what words are the search keywords that bring people to my blog, and it continually begs the question...
What on earth are they looking for?
Some are obvious, some less so.
Like : "international steampunk city"
Yeah... I have no idea either.
And : "brüno film swinging penis"
Right. Okay. He's not on here.
Then there's : "cartun sixy on the bed"
And : "guy wearing on a condom on his erect penis"
Speaks for itself, but also not on here. This is a vasectomy household.
There was : "big cock in posy"
Err, no, don't remember seeing one of those in my bunch of flowers.
And : "the story of easter"
Self-explanatory, but boy, I bet they were disappointed. Mine was blasphemous.
And this : "fuicing white gril"
Right. Uh-huh. Just a tad dyslexic?
The only one I've had lately that makes any sense to me is "big bouncy boobs".